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Last Wednesday, 05-Apr-2000 10:09:46
Height: I'll say 5'10", since that's about an average guy height. CSFB! isn't tall by any means, but he's not short either, except when he's standing next to his mom, who is at least 6 feet tall. Weight: Probably about 150 lbs., since he's not terribly muscular, just acrobatic. In fact, considering his mid-air leap and kicks, he's definitely a bit lighter than most guys. Reach: The HELL? How should I know? Um, whatever arm length is proportionally appropriate for his height, plus a few inches extra. Hump size: He prefers one partner at a time, although if two women offered to do it with him at once, I doubt he'd turn them down. Favourite form of Torture: Talking at people. Preferred weapon: Either the yo-yo (infused with the same Impossibilityium his suit is made out of, making it unbreakable, with a potentially infinitely long string, and obeys his will like Wonder Woman's lasso) and silly string. Height: 4'11" in full lurch Weight : 230lbs without the iron boots and wrist manacles Reach: All the way up the skirt or until they scream Hump size: 9 (and all natural, no stuffing socks in there to impress the girls) Favourite form of Torture: Gotta be the body-hair tweezers Preferred weapon: Gotta be the body hair tweezers The floor trembles as Flapjack's iron boots touch the carpet of CSFB!'s room. He hears the familiar sound of something in the closet and opens it, to find a shrine to Cobra adorning the entire thing. Just then a Yo-Yo flies from the doorway and smacks the hunchback in the side of the face and a pissed CSFB! runs forward yelling something about not looking where he isn't invited. "But master! I need your laundry!" counters the hunchback. "And I'm never invited into women's showers, but I end up there anyway!" Noticing CSFB! let his guard down, Flapjack leaps upon him, plucking hairs from places we don't want to talk about. CSFB! reacts in pain and anger, beating his assailant with a can of silly string then spraying the contents into the hunchback's mouth. "Master! This tastes like moldy socks!" screams Flapjack, pulling the wad of string from his mouth, only to put it back and eat it. CSFB! decides Flapjack is no longer a threat, mostly because his jaws are trapped closed due to the silly string entangled in his teeth... Bad move, the hunchback lunges at the hero again, this time beating him with his wrist manacles, Finally ending his attack with an atomic wedgie. Suddenly Cobra walks by. Both combatants drop the fight and chase her down the hall. Ending this Last Man Standing. Exile |
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